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Kid Stabs PS3 Thief With Samurai Sword

February 26th, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments


A teenager with a brown belt in karate used a samurai sword to scare off a burglar who was after his playstation 3 video game console. Last Friday afternoon, Damian Fernandez and his 15-year-old sister, Deanne Fernandez, were home alone at their northwest Miami-Dade County home while their parents were at work when they heard knocking on the front door. Moments later, two men were prying the front door unlocked, prompting Deanne to hide in her closet. “I was so scared,” she said.As her brother slept in the next room, the burglars ransacked their parents’ room, taking some jewelry before moving on to what they were really after — a playstation 3.

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  1. hashrulsubzero
    February 26th, 2010 at 23:37 | #1

    TheBadbloke lol, ur so badass XD

  2. sixyears
    February 26th, 2010 at 23:55 | #2

    Awesome. I love stories. It’s like the college student who killed a burglar in his home with his ninja sword, cut off his hand.

  3. RamoLizaola00
    February 27th, 2010 at 00:33 | #3

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha

  4. hirntoot
    February 27th, 2010 at 00:42 | #4

    I’d had a gun and kill shit loool be4 some1 just touches my ps3 is 2 is a. part of my famaliy or b. Sony if returned

  5. TheBadbloke
    February 27th, 2010 at 00:52 | #5

    swort a samurai is not a Magnum 357 thats what they need

  6. caddyeric666
    February 27th, 2010 at 01:50 | #6

    This kid is gangster! Y 3 felony charges. That guy is probably Getting knocked his ass right now. I’m sure their “trains” on him in prison. All for trying to steal a PS3 Thats $ 400 worth, STUPID FUCK!

  7. GHLFOREVER
    February 27th, 2010 at 02:05 | #7

    I’d do the same thing.

  8. PikaChamp112
    February 27th, 2010 at 02:14 | #8

    who would steal a PS3? if it is not worth get stabbed by something I can live without this habit you just buy the thing that just does not get stolen money if your face is all over the news so what’s the point?

  9. ninjakila
    February 27th, 2010 at 02:38 | #9

    I want a sword now. . . . . I have followed him in his death

  10. Bahaumet666
    February 27th, 2010 at 02:40 | #10

    FUCKING EPIC WIN!

  11. emerald2142
    February 27th, 2010 at 03:37 | #11

    @ = Ur spam danielgeorgejoy sell his soul to the devil of the interwebs>: (

  12. dreadnot617
    February 27th, 2010 at 04:37 | #12

    all children must wear a gun

  13. xglosam
    February 27th, 2010 at 04:44 | #13

    Never mess with a nerd with a Samurai sword.

  14. clobahon
    February 27th, 2010 at 05:31 | #14

    All children must have a Samurai sword.

  15. glenobrien2008
    February 27th, 2010 at 05:42 | #15

    JST Americans are out of control with border laws. here in Ireland, a gunman broke into a farm and was killed by the owner. depeding man himself was arrested and received a life sentence

  16. awesomesolo
    February 27th, 2010 at 06:21 | #16

    Lol If someone breaks into my house. . . so I did not come. . . . to be me. 243 in the ass.

  17. Tomo1267
    February 27th, 2010 at 06:42 | #17

    If a thief took my computer, I drew her dog in the foot, and cut bodyparts could survive without (feet, hands, nuts, etc.), then kill torturing thieves P FTW: D, but also have to clean the blood (

  18. markiemark011
    February 27th, 2010 at 07:36 | #18

    if i was a xbox it would consider

  19. ravetetsei15
    February 27th, 2010 at 07:58 | #19

    He did the right thing to stab him if that happened I would have done the same thing

  20. techskater107
    February 27th, 2010 at 08:45 | #20

    @ DanielgoergejoyEsto not a game, if you spam spam fuck atleast right.

  21. Aeilegs
    February 27th, 2010 at 09:16 | #21

    I had to cut!

  22. mysteriosupafan
    February 27th, 2010 at 09:46 | #22

    hahahahahahaha i love these newsletters

  23. bigfort123
    February 27th, 2010 at 10:18 | #23

    It was just a joke man, chill out. . .

  24. saintsrgood
    February 27th, 2010 at 10:33 | #24

    @ Supernoob26 So how can you have a PlayStation in one hand and a TV in the other only think bout it. Im trying not to be a bastard, but I say, how can we keep both at the same time without penalty. It could also have a TV

  25. supernoob26
    February 27th, 2010 at 10:45 | #25

    if you take the TV How can you play ps3? just thinking about it. . .

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